Funny Scenarios with a Four Year Old

Everyday is an adventure with my 4 year old daughter. Aside from her playing routines, she often has endless stories, then dancing and acting sessions from the moment she wakes up until the next bed time. A funny scenario randomly happens each week. Sometimes, they get very funny that I can't get over out until I shared to family and friends. Below are some samples..






The Martians
While watching 'Mars Needs Mom'..
Me: Will you save me too if Martians take me?
Daughter: There is no such thing as Martians, okay?
Me: Alright. Hahaha!


Baby-Making Machine
Husband and I were in bed talking about the events of the day when daughter comes in..
Daughter: What are you doing here?
Hubby: (Jokingly) We are making a baby.
Daughter: Where is the machine?
Hubby and I: Hahaha!


Girl Boy
Hubby took the little one to the office one day. Gay supervisor with long curly hair enters the room..
Daughter: Are you girl or boy?
Gay Supervisor: (Stunned) I think I'll just answer that question later.
Everybody in the room: Hahaha!